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  1. 07:12 WEB CHAT: “Are you open on Sunday?” → Replied: 9am–4pm
  2. 08:47 BOOKING: Table for 4, Sat 7pm → Confirmed + reminder set
  3. 09:30 MISSED CALL: ••• ••• 214 → Texted a booking link
  4. 11:20 QUOTE REQ.: Bathroom refit, new customer → Draft quote sent to owner
  5. 13:05 INVOICE #0412: 14 days overdue → Polite reminder sent
  6. 14:40 INSTAGRAM DM: “Do you do gift cards?” → Yes, link sent
  7. 15:52 REVIEW ★★★★★: “Lovely service!” → Thank-you reply posted
  8. 17:58 WEBSITE FORM: New enquiry: wedding → Added to CRM, owner told
  9. 19:40 WHATSAPP: “Can I change my time?” → Moved to 11:30 ✓
  10. 21:14 APP ORDER: 2× flat white, 1× bun → Sent to the kitchen
  11. 23:02 EMAIL: Supplier price list → Filed, summary saved
  12. 02:14 WEB CHAT: “Do you deliver to my area?” → Yes, next day
  13. 03:30 BACKUP: Bookings & contacts → Saved
  14. 06:55 DAILY BRIEF: Today: 9 bookings → In your inbox

House rules

  • Plain English, always.

    If we can’t explain it simply, we don’t understand it well enough to build it for you.

  • You talk to the person doing the work.

    No account managers or call centres. The founder answers the chat and builds your system.

  • You own what we build.

    Accounts, content and automations are set up in your name. Leave whenever you like and take it all with you.

  • If AI isn’t worth it, we’ll say so.

    Sometimes a better form or a simple spreadsheet is the answer. We’d rather tell you than sell you.

Fair questions

Something else on your mind? Ask in the chat. It goes straight to a person.

What does it cost?

Every business is different, so we quote each job. You’ll get a clear written price before any work starts. Fill in the quote form and we’ll come back with one, usually within a working day.

Do I need to be good with technology?

Not at all. That’s our job. We set everything up, show you how it works in plain English, and stay on hand afterwards.

Will an AI assistant sound like a robot?

Not if it’s set up properly. We train it on your own wording, prices and policies, and test it with you until it sounds like you on a good day.

What if it gets something wrong?

It only answers from information you’ve approved, and it hands over to you whenever it isn’t sure. You can see every conversation.

Is my customers’ data safe?

We design every system with privacy law in mind, including UK and EU GDPR, use established providers, and collect only what the job needs. We’ll explain exactly where data goes before anything goes live.

How long does it take?

A focused assistant or automation can often be live within a few weeks; websites and apps take longer. Your quote includes a timeline.